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Mmm.

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Oh, I know.

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Mmm.

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Oh, well, we haven't really decided
about Christmas yet, Tina.

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Yes, I will.

6
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Oh, all right, then.

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Auntie Tina sends love and kisses,
David.

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He sends them back.

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Yes, isn't it?

10
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Oh, Jenny wants to say something.

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She says Ben wants me in the garden.

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Yes. Right then.

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Love to Brian and Shane.

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Bye then, Tina.

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Right, then.

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Bye, Tina.

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Bye -bye.

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Bye.

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Oh,

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this is such a surprise.

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I'd like to thank darling, darling Jeff,
lovely Guy, and all the wonderful

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people at Drop the Dead Dot.

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Why did I have to spend a whole evening
on that rubbish?

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Have you got your things ready for
school?

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In a minute.

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I'm feeling a bit sick.

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Games tomorrow, is it?

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Yes, I think it is.

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Mum. No.

30
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I really do feel awful.

31
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Well, you're not hot or anything.

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You felt it this morning. It was
probably the same thing.

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I don't think... Well, what is it, then?

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Wait and see how you feel in the
morning.

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I'll have a milk hanging off to get my
sympathy in this house.

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What's this?

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Nothing!

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Why don't you eat something?

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It'll make you feel better.

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Um, no.

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I think I'll do some more revision, then
I'll go to sleep.

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All right.

43
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By the way, I saw Mrs Grimes through the
window.

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She gave me this stare.

45
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Oh, dear, I'm sorry.

46
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You'd think she'd have got over it by
now, wouldn't you?

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After all, it's been weeks since she
killed her dog.

48
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Why, they didn't want it anymore.

49
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What's the matter?

50
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Your sister's been on the phone. She
wants us to go for Christmas.

51
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Oh, it's months till Christmas.

52
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She wants to know whether to get the
Cluedo out of the attic.

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What did you say?

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That it'll be me in the kitchen with the
lead piping.

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Mum, you'll stay up and watch the
videos.

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I suppose so.

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Terminator 2, Fists of the Ninja, Bare
Knuckle Kickboxers. You said you were

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going to get Mary Poppins.

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It was out.

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Ben. Well, not really out. Ben.

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Well, it was a bloke serving. I couldn't
ask him for Mary Poppins, could I?

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You could have told him it was the
restored version, where Dick Van Dyke

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up the dancing penguins and Julie
Andrews has a magnum shotgun up her

64
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Yes, there's Bob woman.

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David, go and get your things ready for
school.

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You said I could what? I am not having
you seeing fortuitous violence.

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It's only the Terminator. I didn't mean
the videos. Up.

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I'm going to...

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on telly tonight is prepped in dinner
jackets giving each other lumps of

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perspex.

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We can watch these now we've got them.

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Why?

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Do you want to see?

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Not really.

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Well a bit.

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Yes well I wouldn't mind watching them.

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Why? Well I like that sort of thing.

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You like seeing men shooting each other
and driving cars after each other and

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beating the crap out of each other. It's
not just that. What then?

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Well, it's a good story.

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What story?

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Well, there's men shooting at each other
and driving fast cars around and...

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What is all this? I just don't see how
you can get any pleasure out of those

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things. Hormones, probably.

85
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What?

86
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Well, you like slushy things.

87
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I do not like slutty things.

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Romance, then. You like to get rid of
your feelings with a good cry.

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I don't know what that's got to do with
anything.

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Well, we like to get rid of our feelings
in a different way.

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Watching kick and grave violence. Yes.
No!

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So you don't want to watch them, then?

93
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No. I'm going to check on David, then I
think I'll have an early night.

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It's up to you.

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I was out before.

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No, get a clean one.

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They're poncy colours. There's a white
one in the chest. Doesn't your kidney

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clean? It's only going to get dirty
again.

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Is that a blood test? No.

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Go downstairs and get ready.

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If you have any blood left, can I have
it? Out.

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Who's in there?

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David, is that you?

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I won't be a minute.

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Mum, I need to come in.

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Go downstairs.

107
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breakfast. I'm not finished.

108
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I don't feel like eating.

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Have breakfast.

110
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I'll check.

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Oh, God.

112
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Jenny, you still here?

113
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No, it's me.

114
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Oh. You all right, love?

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Yes, I'm just having a bath.

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Can I come in?

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Could you go down and make sure Jenny
eats?

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Yeah, all right.

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Belle, don't use my rider.

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Up to the mark indicated with your urine
thumb.

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call it sick, but we managed to create
two living beings that are almost human.

122
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So, what's she doing in the bathroom?

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There are some things about women you
just don't ask.

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Oh, coffee.

125
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Hi, Ben. Hi, Irina.

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Finished, OK?

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OK.

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Um, you're going to put Arnie up in your
room.

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All right.

130
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So, uh, you do this, uh...

131
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Funnel thing too, right?

132
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Can I come in now?

133
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Here you are.

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Right in here. Right.

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I'm off now.

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Bye. Okay, bye.

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Mum.

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All right, I'll do you a note.

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I'm ready.

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Ben's been asking questions, you know.
What did you say?

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It was easy. I just went all coy and
mentioned women's things.

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His eyes went glassy and he said
something about a blocked radiator.

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Isn't it wonderful?

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Mention the womb and you can hear their
testicles shriveling in Aberdeen.

145
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Oh, what's the verdict?

146
00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:03,880
I'm pretty certain it's a false alarm,
but I'll do the second test tomorrow to

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be sure.

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00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:06,400
Mum, she's still in the bathroom.

149
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The bus will be coming in a minute.

150
00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:10,360
Oh, I've just remembered. I've got to do
a note for Jenny. I'll go.

151
00:10:14,290 --> 00:10:16,490
No, I'm afraid I haven't.

152
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Mum says hurry up.

153
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Oh, right.

154
00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:23,650
I'm coming, then.

155
00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:32,430
The steamers are there. Just put each
one in for about four minutes.

156
00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:36,810
Put each what in?

157
00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:40,430
Here we go, then, girls.

158
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They're only fish.

159
00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:52,990
They're moving.

160
00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:55,070
They can't hurt us.

161
00:10:55,950 --> 00:11:00,070
Look, I'll lift the lid up and you put
them in.

162
00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:02,790
Right.

163
00:11:05,470 --> 00:11:08,390
No, I'll lift the lid up and you put
them in.

164
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:10,650
Okay.

165
00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,250
We'll do one each.

166
00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,410
All right. You first.

167
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,710
No, we'll do it together.

168
00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:20,150
On three.

169
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,400
Agreed? Agreed.

170
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000
Right, then.

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00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,980
One, two, three.

172
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,840
God, what a sight.

173
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,100
Oh, thank you, yes. We've just been
redecorated.

174
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:39,120
Makes the whole place more light and
roomy, doesn't it?

175
00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:43,040
One of Paddy's finally thought of sex,
please, Gary. Not the massive coronary.

176
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,600
Just a small cardiac arrest.

177
00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:47,620
Christine? I suppose I'll have a bacon
sandwich.

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00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,100
Anything with that?

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Salmonella, I should think.

180
00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:53,170
No, we don't do pasta.

181
00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:56,890
How about HP sauce?

182
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:01,470
She'll have it as it comes. No, I won't.
No, she won't. I'll have it with

183
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lettuce and tomato.

184
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:03,810
It shall be done.

185
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:07,230
How are you today, then? You've been
bossing me about all morning.

186
00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:08,570
That's because I'm the boss.

187
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:12,410
No, this wasn't the ordinary bossing
about. This was the heavy -duty,

188
00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:13,690
-the -workers bossing about.

189
00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:17,450
If we had barges and bows, you'd have me
toting and lifting.

190
00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:21,640
So are women trouble, I shouldn't
wonder? I'll never understand them. No,

191
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,060
neither. Here, I'm a woman, you know.

192
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:27,420
I haven't got a couple of Cornettos
stuffed up me jumper for later.

193
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:32,460
Not at work, you're not. You want it to
be one of the boys, so you are, and that

194
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,440
includes sympathy for us when we need
it. Yeah.

195
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,060
What's she done this time?

196
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,440
She won't let me watch a video.

197
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,900
Oh, you poor thing.

198
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,900
Ah, disgraceful.

199
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:45,040
And I was living with a woman once, and
she forbid me to watch the rugby.

200
00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:48,770
So I said to her, whose house is this
anyway?

201
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:51,950
Unfortunately, it was hers.

202
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,810
She threw me out with no baggage.

203
00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:59,690
She wouldn't let me have the Terminator.
She wouldn't let me have the

204
00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:00,690
Liquidator.

205
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:04,330
And it was mine for sure. She doesn't
understand.

206
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:07,290
Aggression's natural to us. What, you?

207
00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:10,490
Aggressive? Eh? You're as soft as
anything.

208
00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:11,950
Ow!

209
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:20,000
Your mum took it back and exchanged it
for towels of Beatrix Potter.

210
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,500
Isn't that nice?

211
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,040
Does anybody get shot?

212
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,139
Not yet.

213
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,440
Ben, you ready?

214
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:26,980
Yes.

215
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,280
Bloody cowboys.

216
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:32,980
No indicators as usual.

217
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,700
There's someone turning.

218
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,040
I know.

219
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,140
Yes, 50 miles an hour is not fast enough
for us, is it?

220
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,640
What a toss -up. Right up my exhaust
pipe.

221
00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:01,280
Let him pass!

222
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,500
Let him pass?

223
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,800
No way.

224
00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:22,930
Now fog lamp trick never fails.

225
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,590
Ben, this is insanity.

226
00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:28,730
Oh. Calm down.

227
00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:30,890
He's passing.

228
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:35,370
Ben. You're staying right there.

229
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:41,610
Sorry, Doctor, but please. Oh, what a
shame.

230
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:43,510
Stop it now.

231
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:48,930
Looks like you'll have to stay behind
me, Mr. Stupid Flash Turbo Brat.

232
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,100
You want a race? You can have one.

233
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,040
I can't believe this is happening.

234
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,720
Do you think you should get away with
that, do you? Slow down!

235
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,800
Oh, no! Slow down, I say!

236
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,100
Never!

237
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,940
It's red ahead!

238
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,340
No!

239
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,420
Barton!

240
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,780
H -8 -8 -2...

241
00:16:33,449 --> 00:16:34,449
882 LJH.

242
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:36,670
Cleaver's got a mate who can get into
the police computer.

243
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,510
I can find out his address.

244
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,790
What are you talking about?

245
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,270
We can find out who he is. Why?

246
00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:47,910
Why? You saw that. He could have killed
us. You could have killed us. Don't be

247
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:49,930
stupid. I shouldn't be stupid.

248
00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:51,930
He started it.

249
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,710
Even if he did, it's not your
responsibility.

250
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:55,430
Look, I'm driving.

251
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,870
Yes, we all noticed that.

252
00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,149
You want to drive?

253
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,970
Yes. Well, you have to do say so. I am
saying so.

254
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,270
Just tell me.

255
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,920
And I'll stop the car. Stop the car.

256
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,000
Now? Yes, right now.

257
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,480
What, really?

258
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,700
Yes.

259
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,260
You're near 12.

260
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:25,380
Mr and Mrs Porter, I want you to call me
Babs.

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None of this surname crap.

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And you are?

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I'm Bill and Ben.

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Don't say it.

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Right. I always prefer first names with
parents. After all, we're all partners

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in the education process, aren't we?

267
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Terrific. I could mention David's
technical English grading. The Tory

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curriculum insists on us telling you.

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But we don't want to be judgmental, do
we?

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Yes, we do.

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Right.

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Well, he's above average, for the
record. Not that I want to foster

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any way.

274
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But there's one area of concern with his
English composition.

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Oh, go on.

276
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Well, he does have a particular
obsession with the macabre.

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Aha!

278
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What? Would you like to look at some of
his work?

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Yes, thank you.

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A trip to the torture chamber.

281
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My sister is a vampire.

282
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Samurais cut out their guts. You're just
reading out the worst ones.

283
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No, I'm not.

284
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What about that one?

285
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My perfect pet.

286
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My perfect pet would be a vulture.

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I would keep it in my bedroom and feed
it on dead bodies.

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I would call it Babs.

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Babs would swoop down from her perch and
peck their entries.

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He means entrails. I know what he means.

291
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Well, that's normal stuff for a boy.

292
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An obsession with violence.

293
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,180
That's not violent. That's just weird.

294
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He'll grow out of it.

295
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After all, we don't want to be weirdest,
do we?

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Not normal.

297
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Look, all I know is if he is weird, he
didn't get it from me. Excuse me. What?

298
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Ah!

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Oh, hi.

300
00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:15,570
Sorry, Mum's out. They're at David's
parents' evening.

301
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,390
Yeah, I know. Where's David?

302
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,110
Upstairs playing Game Boy. Why?

303
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I just thought you might like someone to
talk to.

304
00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,170
No. It's all right.

305
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:28,770
You know, lots of revision to do and
everything. Well, it's up to you, but

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sooner or later you know somebody else
is going to notice.

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Oh, my God.

308
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:49,290
David, have you got your things in the
bathroom cabinet?

309
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,710
No. Why? Have I got poison?

310
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Where's your sister?

311
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,310
Oh, she went out.

312
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Tell your father when he gets back I'm
at Rona's. All right.

313
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You started it.

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Bill. Oh.

315
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,440
You remember Sven?

316
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:38,540
Oh, yeah. Do you want some coffee?

317
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,740
No, Rona.

318
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,220
It's about the pregnancy test.

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00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,040
You're not. No. You are, aren't you? No.
Really?

320
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,060
No, I'm not pregnant. It was a false
alarm.

321
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,279
What then?

322
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,400
The second tester.

323
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,960
It's missing from the bathroom cabinet.
Then I realised.

324
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,980
What if it's to do with Jenny?

325
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,200
Have you told your husband of this? No.

326
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,220
Oh, you didn't speak English.

327
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,800
I took a course. Bill, I think...
There's no need to feel embarrassment.

328
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:05,830
In Sweden, we think it is beautiful when
a girl is becoming pregnant.

329
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,910
In Sweden, you think ABBA is rock and
roll.

330
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,870
I'll be in about time. I asked Jenny
what's wrong with her.

331
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:14,010
Well...

332
00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:22,470
Now's

333
00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:24,050
your chance. What are you doing here?

334
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,310
Rona said I could use her phone.

335
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,630
She persuaded me not to see the doctor.

336
00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:31,090
Oh, my God.

337
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:33,670
Please, please, please tell me you're
not pregnant.

338
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:34,930
She's not pregnant.

339
00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:40,790
Okay. Then... But Abba is rock and roll.

340
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,210
I couldn't help it.

341
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,410
I did it once and I couldn't stop.

342
00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:50,370
Couldn't stop what?

343
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:57,670
I've been making myself sick after
meals.

344
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:03,920
I've been cooking those meals.

345
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:10,240
What's made you do that?

346
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,960
I don't know.

347
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:21,720
Just... Everyone else is prettier and
brighter

348
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,540
than me.

349
00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:44,060
Come with you to the doctor.

350
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,060
Who's going to tell Dad?

351
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:50,900
Don't worry about your dad.

352
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,840
I'll catch him in a good moment.

353
00:22:58,820 --> 00:22:59,820
What?

354
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,680
Well, if you didn't take my test, who
did?

355
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,260
Maybe we've got a ghost.

356
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:08,380
Don't be silly.

357
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,380
Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit
me.

358
00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:34,600
I'm not going to hit you, but you listen
to me, you scumbag. Dad! Oh, God, don't

359
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,119
do that!

360
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,700
Are you going to bust his ass?

361
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,260
Not unless he makes trouble.

362
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:39,939
That's him.

363
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,600
I'll handle it. Leave it to me.

364
00:23:54,450 --> 00:23:55,870
Yes, it is. No, it isn't.

365
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:58,010
Who is this fight with?

366
00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:02,250
H882LJH. Ben, I told you.

367
00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:04,070
Dad gave him a challenge.

368
00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:08,210
Look, I just put a note under his
windscreen. It's nothing to concern you.

369
00:24:08,210 --> 00:24:09,210
deal with this.

370
00:24:10,170 --> 00:24:12,850
That's him. What exactly did this note
say?

371
00:24:13,130 --> 00:24:14,130
I don't remember.

372
00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:19,210
It just said, are you so big without
your wheels and gave our address.

373
00:24:20,070 --> 00:24:21,070
Great.

374
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,080
It's the most amazing thing, then.

375
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,060
My husband's dealing with this. Come in.

376
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,600
Well? Hit him, Dad.

377
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,140
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't realise,
obviously.

378
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,440
So you should be, then. You drive like a
bloody maniac.

379
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:41,480
I drive like a bloody maniac? What about
your driving? It's you you should be

380
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,620
apologising. Oh, yeah? If you weren't
in... What?

381
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:48,540
I'm sorry, that was well out of order.
No, no. If I wasn't what? In a

382
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:50,560
wheelchair. Well, that's a pretty feeble
excuse.

383
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,040
Come on, then. Try it. Well, I might
just do that.

384
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,860
What are you going to do? Let me tie us
down? Oh, very brave. Ben, sit down.

385
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:01,760
And you, put your brake on.

386
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,939
Oh, Mum.

387
00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,640
You see where aggression gets you?

388
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,840
Right.

389
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,760
Now, I think the best thing to do is to
agree that there were faults on both

390
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,440
sides. What about this note, then? What
about your driving? What about your

391
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,300
driving? Can't you just forget about
that?

392
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:18,420
You see? You don't understand.

393
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,080
Oh, I see.

394
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:22,320
Honour must be satisfied, is it?

395
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,800
Exactly.

396
00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:25,810
Fair content.

397
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,020
Vacation.

398
00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:26,380
You're rubbish.

399
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,680
Thanks, son.

400
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,320
Anyone for a hot dog?

401
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:30,700
Yes, please.

402
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,400
Jenny?

403
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,440
Why not?

404
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:50,800
Come on, then, darling moth. Let's take
Joff for a drink.

405
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,360
Fair enough.

406
00:27:53,580 --> 00:27:58,160
Course I would have won normally things
being what they are what?

407
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:06,080
You're gonna have to take care of me,
you know from now on why I Did a test

408
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:11,800
yesterday According to that

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00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,560
I'm pregnant